Refinement is good...vulgar is better.

invisirape:

axolotltoast:

andthenlaura:

xajek:

princessladyballs:

letsgobackwards:

sassystraightfriend:

melnetta:

“During the last four millennia BCE, numerous civilizations rose and fell in the fertile lands of Mesopotamia and the neighboring lands in western Asia.” 

I’m pretty sure this means that I become Eve. 

“So well intended, and yet so insulting,” Gale whispers in my ear. (Mockingjay)

Story of my life. 

“I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.”

Technically two sentences, but sounds so realistic with both.

“Vogan poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe.”

Sure.

“Many degrees of freedom coexisted in seventeenth-century North America, from the slave, stripped completely of liberty, to the independent landowner, who enjoyed a full range of rights.”

Aaaaaaalrighty then!

“I took the tattered object in my hands and turned it over rather ruefully.”

Okay.

HEY I can actually do this because I have actual books next to me

it’s also practically applicable

“One of them’s loose, and it aches perfectly awful.”

“Wearing traditional jika-tabi footwear along with aishiki (shoe spikes) on their feet and shuku (“tiger claws”) on their hands, ninjas can scurry up all varieties of trees”

……..are they watching? 

Their gazes slid over Will - who, still standing on the table, had drawn one of his icy blades from his belt - and came to rest on Tessa.

It sounds sexy in the beginning, but once it mentions blades, it looses the sexy tones.

(Source: loveclaire)